Mega Boner 

When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.

Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.

Mega Boner by BootyTaken42069 February 6, 2020

Mega boner 

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

Mega boner by Jayhawk806 March 8, 2021

super mega awesome boner pownage 

Term for something awesome such as a cool trick you might do on a skateboard.

Dude! That was super mega awesome boner pownage!!

super mega awesome boner pownage by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009

Raging mega huge Boner

Unusualy Huge erection, raging and mega huge, usualy above 12 inches in lenght and 4-5'' inches in girth

kevin ripped sally a new asshole with his raging mega huge boner

Raging mega huge Boner by Alex May 13, 2005

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

big dick anaconda megaboner 

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator

all them dimes want my big Dick anaconda megaboner

big dick anaconda megaboner by DJthegigachadrawdogger February 13, 2021