| 22. | megahit | ||
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1- To hit in an extremely violent and intense way so as to achieve a megamix of blissful serenity. 2- To strongly agree with a statement 3- noun used to express excitement 1- I am going to megahit the exam I have tomorrow.
2- ''hey friend, I think Naomi is hot'' ''MEGAHIIIIT!'' 3- ''Bro! Team Canada destroyed the US in the hockey final! '' '' MEGAHIIIIIIIIIT !!'' |
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| 23. | pohmoh | ||
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It is the poor man's mocha. It is a packet of hot Cocoa poured into a coffee mug with 7/11 coffee poured on top and mixed in thoroughly with a plastic spoon. Kid 1 "Shit yeah, I'm just gonna make a Pohmoh. They got free hot cocoa mix and coffee here."
Kid 2 "Dude, that's day old coffee, and the cocoa is mega marshmallows!" Kid 1 "What's your point?" Kid 2 "Dude. Gross." |
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| 24. | Mega Floaties | ||
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really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story.... One day in french class we had a french breakfast .As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born... Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink. EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! MEGA FLOOOOAAAATTTTIIIEEEEZZZZ!!!
~mega floaties |
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| 25. | Anderson-Best Thereom | ||
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A Thereom that details cases of super-nerdy teenaged guys that have freakishly hot sisters, the kind that you wonder: "How the hell does that come from the same thing that made that!?" The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation. Guy1: "Look man, it's Eugene and......Liz?"
Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox." Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister." Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around* |
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| 26. | Justin Bieber | ||
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The most talented teenager on the planet!. loved by lots of girls. Sounds like a GUY!. sings about the best thing in the world LOVE<3 he is also one of the hottest guys on earth. have many fans. Mega fans are called biebettes, and beliebers:) Girl: omg have u heard of justin bieber
Girl 2: yea he is totally hot Me: im going to marry him one day<3 |
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| 27. | Mega Table | ||
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The result of the world's greatest minds coming together and devising a way where all of their numerous friends can sit at the same table. CAUTION: you will need walkie talkies sexy ass junior: MEGA TABLE AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
stupid dumb sophomore: i wish i had enough friends and/or balls to even attempt such a great feat |
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| 28. | Bonnie Wright | ||
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That mega hot ginger who played Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter. Now does professional modelling on top of continuing her acting career which, to me, looks bright. Is currently engaged to Jamie Campbell Bower. Dude: broseph, you remember that red-head chick from the harry potter movies? she's smokin' hot now!!
Average Joe: Ye, bonnie wright. she's a fucking lowly ginger, man. no big deal. Dude: naw b, check her out. *shows pic* Average Joe: hot damn she's fine!!! send me that pic Dude: hahaha fuck you. |
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