| 1. | CHILLIN' LIKE A MEGA-VILLAIN!!! | ||
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Doin' what I like, when I like, for any mutha fuckin' reason I don't even need one...Defining my own world, in my own time, in my own space... Pure to the facts. Livin' large as possible. Maxin' out 'cause the sky is no-longer the limit. Wicked every time. "Totally The Bomb Ass Mutha Fucka!!!" Blazin' Only the biggest baddest ultimate Kahoolies 'nough to Knock a mutha fucka into another dimension, where your fiction is my reality Bitch...Put that in yo pipe an' smoke it! You can't see me! MAXXXMILLIONZ is truly Chillin' like a Mega-Villain 24/7.
You only live once might as well be doin' whatever the fuck you love doin most, like chillin' like a Mega-Villain!!! |
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| 2. | mega stroller | ||
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Big ass stroller, sometimes double. Usually containing a fat 4 year old and his fat 3 year old sibling who appear to have working lower extremeties and should be walking. Often observed in elevators where at least 6 ambulatory people could fit instead. I missed 3 straight elevators because they were all jammed up with mega strollers.
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| 3. | super ultra mega cum shot | ||
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when a guy cum shots in a girl's ass three times in a row, and then the girl farts and the cum flies all over the place. Dude, i super ultra mega cum shot Rebecca last night, some of it got into my eye.
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| 4. | mega faggot | ||
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You have gay, super gay, hollywood gay, and flamming gay.. now you have Mega Faggot. The emo kid on You Tube crying his ass off about poor old Britenay Spears is proof enough that the next level exists in the gay scale. "jesus, that kid in the youtube is a "mega faggot."
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| 5. | mega lolz | ||
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when something is so funny, u have 2 add a mega in front of it. similar to lmfao, but something funnier wow u just fell on ur ass, MEGA LOLZ !!
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| 6. | elephant ass | ||
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Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area. Dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki's? He had major elephant ass!
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| 7. | asoline | ||
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Take the "g" off of "gasoline" and you get "asoline"! (Pronounced: ass-o-leen). If you fart a lot it means you have a lot of asoline and can possibly fill up a car's gas tank in the asoline to gasoline converter. if you don't fart much at all, you are low on asoline and need more! So many eat a can of beans or something and stay fuel for the whole day! The more asoline you have, the faster you go. ;] Person 1: Dude, have you ever seen that kid run so fast?
Person 2: No, but I think he has asoline. -------- Friend 1: Dude, Friend 0 smells like mega ass! Friend 2: He uses the diesel version of asoline... Friend 1: Oh...I use unleaded, the normal stuff. Friend 2: Yeah me too but the diesel gets you the bitches |
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