People who purposely call or attend long, senseless meetings instead of getting any real work accomplished. They blame these meetings for their lack of productive input, but they love going to them.
We wanted to finish our reports today, but the meetlover didn't turn in his data. He said he was in a meeting.
"Hey, have you guys seen Bob?"
"Meetlover? Yeah, he went to a 2- day meeting downtown even though he doesn't work that division anymore"
"Oh no, meetlover called...she said she is out all week in meetings and I have to cover her shift".