Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.
Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.
Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!