A saggy vagina caused by excessive sexual partners, AKA being a nasty skank
You better pull down your skirt, your beef cupcakes are hanging out.
|2.||beat the meet|
To beat the meet.
Slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.
Pulling in your dick to achieve and/or semen.
A dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like "alte oma" dot com or "free porn but we need your mothers credit card number" dot com etc.
"I'm going home to beat the meet."
|3.||open faced roast beef|
Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.
When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.
A word to describe a particularly fleshy, protrusive and/or bulbous outer-vaginal area that is visible to the eye (when the female is naked), usually involving distinct vaginal lips.
Guy 1: "Check out the troutpout on that stripper!"
Guy 2: "Christ! I'd let her snag my bait any time!"
In quaint 60s parlance, oral sex.
Old swinger husband: Is he always that quick on the trigger?
Young swinger wife: Well, it's been known to happen...
Old swinger husband: Well, don't let it worry you. Wait till you meet Tom Harris. He comes when you look at him.
Old swinger wife: Oh, but that don't matter, hon. He'll give you French culture till the cows come home.
The practice of putting once lips on a pair of labias, following a buzzing noise to create a sound similar to the trumpet. Sounds may be similar to that of a folded leaf whistle, but with the added sound effects of wetness.
Richard: Hey Max i had such a great time Lumpeting you last night.
Max: Oh no problem you can lumpet me anytime.
Richard: Really? How about tommorow?
Max: Sure babe just meet me by my house.
A threesome involving a black person, a white person preferably blond, and a legitimate naturally ocurring ginger complete with the fabled and mystically magical fire crotch (aka the curtains match the drapes).
combinations of sexes are not pertinent. aka: rainbow neapolitan, lipstick neapolitan, etc.)
Tyron and Annie meet the platinum blond Brittany and decide this magical combination is too much to pass up, let the neapolitan experience begin.