A collaborative term for Manufactured Beef. Meef is commonly served in school cafeterias and fast food restaurants. You are lucky if there is actually any real beef in your meef. The additives which make up the main bulk of ones meef are usually animal parts such as ears, tongues, feet etc. It is advisable to not think of the possible contents of your meef whilst consuming.

My short definition for "meef" is this:

"It means funky. In a bad way. Like grandpa's laundry hamper."

This is a word that comes from the German word "mief", which means "an oppressive atmosphere, foul odour, pong, or stink". A German synonym for meef is "gestank". (Does that matter? Perhaps not, but I do think it's a hella funny word.)

I first heard "meef" used by my geek friends from Alberta around 1999. It successfully took root in East Vancouver after a great migration of programmers, DJs, and live P/A geeks to East Van in the late 1990s. In my experience it is normally used as an expletive ("Aaaah! Meef!"), a noun, or an adjective.

A male queef

a burst of wind out of the butthole of a man; a man queef.

(noun) -- the anal release of air as the result of male anal penetration, a.k.a. a male-queef

(verb) -- the physical action of releasing a male-queef

Word made up by the 2009-2010 Y11 Students attending Hinde House Secondary School Sheffield, England

They Decided to make a word that means anything you want, however most people often just use it as an optional word for "fit" meaning someone is attractive.

The defination of this word slowly started catching on throughout the city as this year group moved up to college (Longley park) and shared the word with new friends

The word is mostly used as an adjective.

meef man-queef

when fucking a guy in the ass the one getting fucked farts, the fart travels up the man whos "pitchings" pee hole then the pitcher lets the gas out thru his pee hole

When a man squeezes his buttcheeks when he farts so the fart hits his testicles.