A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.
"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"
"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."
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One of those annoying ass hoes that are only bio majors to try and get to medical school. These people kiss up to their professors trying to get rec letters while simultaneously not giving the smallest shit about biology. They tend to talk loudly before and after class, making sure everyone around them knows that they are taking the MCAT this weekend, or that they're shadowing a doctor this summer.
Medical school hermione: "I have a surgery next week. But I'm not worried. I've seen the procedure done like a million times."
Medical school hermione: "You shouldn't be taking those pills. I would know. I'm pre-med"
Me: "get off my dick bitch"
Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip.
Q: Why is it called a PAP SMEAR?
A: Cuz no one would go if they called it a CUNT SCRAPE!
A person or persons of the Tamsinist persuasion are most likely to leap to the most horrendous outcome of any situation; particularly in medical and public health terms.
To assume the worst possible outcome in a medical procedure is the most likely event. More broadly it can be seen as a general "glass half empty" approach to life and an indication that a Tamsinist} generally expects the worst.
In a typically Tamsinist fashion, Matthew assumeed his shin splints would result in the amputation of both his legs.
or "There's no doubt that several spots on your face will lead to death" exclaimed the firecely Tamsinist professor.
Is when a woman has parts of her vagina stitched due to an injury or medical procedure
Frankenstein Vagina -Slang
Without drugs or anesthetic; of or referring to a medical procedure undertaken without benefit of anesthesia.
-What did they give you for the pain before they lanced that boil on your eyelid?
-Nothing: the procedure was avenenic. I got cut straightdog.
A reference to the Warhammer 40 000 universe, Orks are a race of brutal, greenskinned thugs rampaging across the universe in search of a fight. Kind of like British football fans IN SPACE.
They are renowned for their patchwork, jury-rigged equipment and vehicles, having looted and rebuilt anything they can get their hands on.
This lends them a haphazard appearance, so much so that the word "Orky" refers to any device, vehicle, repair-job, or, god forbid, medical procedure which is haphazardly thrown together from spare parts and only held on with spit, string and good luck.
Similar to MacGuyver
Some drunk tool put a hole in my guitar so I patched it up with some duct tape. It looks Orky now.
My car antenna got ripped off so I made an Orky one out of a wire coathanger.
I don't have medical insurance so I stitched the wound together with a staplegun. Dead Orky.