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Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis. Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done. Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love. Patient: ??? Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan. Patient: I fucking love you! (Patient hugs Doc) Doc: Just doing my job. |
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