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when one runs out of medical marijuana Bob: what's wrong,why are you so distraught
Rick: i didn't want to let you know but, I have no master kush or headband Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no platinumorbubba kushnoOG kusheither, not a g of northern lightsAK-47white rhino orrussian not a joint ofpineapple expressbannana kush orsour diesel not a crumb oflebanese hashcheese kief or drop ofhoney oil not a roach offloeuphoriastargazermazarcindy99LA confidentialalaskan thunderfuckhawaiian blue sativaromulanbarney..... Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a crisis what a catastrophe!!! it is a medical emergency!!!! p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight. |
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