The next excuse: coming soon in 2015. But wait, it's not an addiction. Muh doctor gave me a prescription. You should be more open minded.
Yuppie 1: dude so like I told my doctor I has back pains
Yuppie 2: yeah
Yuppie 1: and then I got my medical cocaine card! *snort*
Yuppie 2: lol *snort*
Yuppie 1: how much longer till you think we can do this with LSD?
Yuppie 2: idk like 2016 *snort*
by lolsnort January 14, 2014
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