mucophilia 

Another word for sneeze fetish. A sexual attraction to sneezing.

Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"

mucophilia by theresmybutt March 6, 2017

[Menoposse] 

A group of women past the age of having babies doing activities together, such as going to see Magic Mike XXL

I got up with my Menoposseat the Farmer's Market

[Menoposse] by Bublz July 19, 2015

Menopopsicle 

When a menopausal coworker selfishly commandeers the thermostat, setting it to about 66 degrees, the result is one where all office employees feel frozen and turn to a menopopsicle state.

“Wow Molly, why is it so cold in here? It’s Stephanie again, she has commandeered the thermostat and is turning us all into menopopsicles! This happens every day”

Menopopsicle by DDshmutzy October 9, 2012

Meopham Rascal

Two hair cuts in one, shaved around the back and sides with a long fringe. Some veriations of the Meopham Rascal have a chunk of hair missing from one side. Originates from Meopham, Kent. Visit Meopham today to see many examples.

What a terrible haircut.. you've had a propa Meopham Rascal

Meopham Rascal by Garygetinvolved October 29, 2010

meco 

semen; jiz; cum

I was jacking off and got mecos all over myself

meco by The Gooch February 10, 2004

Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

medophobia 

The fear of becoming a foreskin.

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.

medophobia by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014