Mechanic

The first person that you want as a friend, the last person that you want as an enemy.

Joe: My Trans Am's pretty sweet but I really don't know diddly squat about cars. I need to befriend a good mechanic so I can keep her running sweet.

Jon: I punched a dude at the bar last Friday. Little did I know that he would be the mechanic that would be doing my brake job last Monday. Now I'm laid up in the hospital with a fractured skull and my car's somewhere between a crusher and a foundry.

by Yeret March 13, 2017

Mechanic

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data from those of questionable knowledge.

It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.

by American-Kiwi17 February 7, 2017

mechanicing

Working on or fixing a mechanical machine or part. Most likely vehicles.

I was mechanicing on my god dam truck until 3 am.

by Mr_Shlaapu April 1, 2016

The Mechanic

A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.

Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.

by Lehmdawg June 12, 2019

Mechanic

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.

It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

by American-Kiwi17 February 7, 2017

mechanic

1. A person who fixes things, esp. cars, planes and bicycles.
2. A cliched term for an "assassin" in movies that has no equivalent in the real world.

SKIP: Hey Joe, I hear you're a mechanic. Could you please kill my neighbor's cat?

JOE: What?! I fix cars, ya moron! What do you think this is, a Michael Bay movie?

by Evil Paul December 28, 2011

The Mechanic

the mechanic is a sexual position where the guy slides under the girl like a mechanic under a car. she is on all fours and the guy is underneath. the guy bends his knees and puts his feet squarely on the bed. then pushed off his feet in order to thrust

Yeah bro she was going wild when i gave her the mechanic last night

by The Iron Chef 103 May 20, 2009