Meatment actually has nothing to do with any coital process or sexual organs; it actually has to do with
meat!
Meatment: (MEET-mehnt) Improper noun.
1. To take someone out to a restaurant and treated to a nice
meat dinner. This restaurant is usually located in the
trendy district of any metropolitan area.
Not to be confused with MeetMint, a common after coffee
mint which was branded with two M's. Seen as an affront to the M&M brand of chocolate confectionery, the startup company MeetMints was quickly dissolved after three years of public inquiry and legal probing.
Etymology:
Traced back to the words
meat and treatment, (both the non-urban definitions). Indeed, Meatment is not the combination of
meat and treatment, though a combination of that sort would be profound!
Dave: (Irritated) That lady over there does not look like she is having a good time with that
square boyfriend she's with.
Alex: (Informing) She should get special meatment.
Dave: (Magnanimous) What on
Earth am I hearing! Alex, you said you were in rehab for your abusive sexual tendencies.
Alex: (Reassuring) No, a meatment is where you are treated to a nice meat dinner at a quaint restaurant near the trendy district somewhere downtown. Jazz is often played.
Dave: (Incredulous) She deserves meatment!