| 1. | meatstick | ||
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A word to describe someone who does something that is completely out of place and it makes them look exceptionally dumb in the process.*The 'meatstick's' friends might say it to said 'meatstick' to describe his or her behaviour afterwards. Guy1: I can't believe I spilled my drink on that girl and she freaked out in front of everyone.
Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick. |
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| 2. | Meatstick | ||
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A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation. Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."
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| 3. | Double-Barrel Brian Carroll | ||
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When a girl is riding on top of a guy facing him, and shes grinding a little to hard for comfort, so the guy reaches around and sticks his thumb up her ass, Fonzie-style. Thrust your right arm out, so the girl cannot see your hand behind her, make a thumbs up, and go for it. Thus giving her both barrels. Or plugging both barrels, both will suffice. Sheryl was slamming down on Todd's meatstick one night, riding it like one angry jockey, and we're talking really melting his latex. So Todd decided to add a little spice to Sheryls pleasure. He made the happy hitchhiker and double-barrel brian carrolled her
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| 4. | De Meatstick | ||
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Amazing woman, cuddle junky, talented kisser. That girl is he De Meatstick I have been looking for.
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| 5. | Meatus | ||
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1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound. 2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person. 3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang. 1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."
2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!" 3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?" |
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| 6. | Floundering Meatstick | ||
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A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina. I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.
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| 7. | finoculator | ||
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n.) yet another name for the hose between a man's legs -Girl 1: Damn, have you seen the bulge on that guy?
-Girl 2: Hell yeah, I could finagle that finoculator all night long! |
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