muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.

That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.

muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

meatspace

noun. a term, originating from cyberpunk fiction and culture, referring to the real (that is, not virtual) world, the world of flesh and blood. somewhat tongue-in-cheek. the opposite of cyberspace.

"writers, who can go for three or four days at a time without talking to people in 'meatspace', are particularly attracted to this form of friendship."
—andrew brown

meatspace by The Other Joey February 24, 2005

Meatspace

The opposite of cyberspace; Reality.
The flesh and blood existence.

Jack: lolz...
Henry: Hey we should hang out together tomorrow.
Jack: What, you mean in meatspace?

Meatspace by Insomn June 9, 2005

meatspace

Deriving from cyberpunk novels, meatspace is the world outside of the 'net-- that is to say, the real world, where you do things with your body rather than with your keyboard. William Gibson's novels (Neuromancer, Mona Lisa Overdrive, and Count Zero in particular) note the difference between the 'Net of the console cowboys and the world of the meat outside.

"For many a true computer geek, moving through meatspace is a daunting prospect."
"Simstim was a meat toy, which is why Case had never been able to get into it."

meatspace by PantherModern October 3, 2005

Meatache

A headache from over consumption of meat. e.x: Eating a triple big mac and triple baconator at one sitting

"Holy crap I have such a terrible meatache right now"

Meatache by HaloSamurai January 22, 2012

Mexistache 

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

Mexistache by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

MANstache 

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.

Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.

MANstache by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007