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5.
Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.
That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!
by nigga May 20, 2003
 
1.
A man with a penis of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.
"He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"
by mdds1001 January 21, 2014
 
2.
Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.
Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.
by Harry Ballz Sandwich August 28, 2008
 
3.
Common name for a noob with a big ego that blows donkey cum through his nose without realising.
Player killed Meatcleaver with wrench
<Meatcleaver> OWNED U NUB
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
 
4.
variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.
not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver
by mike May 19, 2003