Bitchin' Meatcar
Bitchin' Meatcar by Suavetash November 19, 2010
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meatcation
Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.
meatcation by Dec1001 August 10, 2016
meatcanyon
person 1: BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF MEATCANYON HES THE BEST LFKAO WATCH HIS VIDEOES
person 2: so i watched them and they weren’t funny
person 1: gtfo
person 2: so i watched them and they weren’t funny
person 1: gtfo
meatcanyon by user128947305 August 11, 2021
meatware
The human element in a technological system. The hardware is the system, software runs on the system, the meatware is the user of the system.
meatware by MrAngryForNoReason October 19, 2003
Meatfart
The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.
Meatmare
A nightmare for vegetarians in which they dream they are eating meat. It is often an "accident" or falling off the wagon, often accompanied by guilt, and relief upon reawakening. Contrary to popular belief it does not mean the dreamer has a subconscious desire to eat meat.
Sarah: Ugh I just had the worst dream
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!
Meatmare by CindyLennyCleo November 15, 2009