Meatbeat Peepshow 

noun
The split-second horror show when someone barges in right as you’re mid-session with yourself, leaving you both scarred and scrambling for the nearest blanket.

“I was deep in my zone last night when my roommate pulled a Meatbeat Peepshow—now we’re just avoiding eye contact over breakfast.”

Meatbeat Peepshow by DoomTickler March 16, 2025

Italian Meatbeat 

Italian Meatbeat means to: marinate a dudes sausage(cock) in italian seasonin!, and beatin the hell out of it

I want to Italian Meatbeat you!
No you better not!
Ill grab your sausage!
MWHAHAH!

Italian Meatbeat by Herben Shlerben June 29, 2011

Meatbat muncher 

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.

Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day

Meatbat muncher by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008

Meatbeard 

Particularly among men, a double chin, or the fleshiness of one's neck below the chin.

"That low-angle webcam totally highlights your meatbeard."

Meatbeard by Dan Fielding September 25, 2005

meat beat 

Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter

Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating

meat beat by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017

Meatbelt 

1. A meatbelt is when the seatbelt of a car has been previously worn by an immensly large sweating person thus making the belt greasy and resembling a large slab of meat or Meatbelt.

2. When a chain of sausages has a defect in the linkage parts so making it appear that the sausage chain is in effect a belt that is made of meat. Meatbelt

dude check out the meatbelt in that car!!!

Meatbelt by ollie Jones & Jimpow May 23, 2008

meat beat hours 

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on

Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock

meat beat hours by Kosorare December 28, 2017