A homosexual fat mother-fucker who thinks that he is a gansta, but is really a pussy ass nigga-wannabie who tosses his boyfriends salad.
jeff "g"ladd thinks he is a nigga...but in fact, he is a meatball
by BirdMan December 22, 2004
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fat narcissist, especially one prone to deception and theft
jordan over-ate, grew manboobs, went broke, then doctored bills to steal money from his own housemates... god, what a meatball!
by maker of minced meat May 08, 2008
A girl who has large breast, a big butt, but is short as hell, mainly found in New Jersey
Ugh, that girl looks like a god damn meatball
by Mocoholi December 22, 2010
Meatballs are tasty balls of minced beef or lamb
Hmmm I love these meatballs did you cook them, oooh they are the dogs bollocks
by legs akimbo April 03, 2007
A short, fat, sloppy, obnoxious girl.
by MEATBALLZ4LYFE February 23, 2011
Noun: Usually applied to persons of evidencing a lack of common sense. Syn: Goof, Lackwit, Nimrod.
"Man, Mickey was trying to impress some girls, fell out of a tree and landed on his head... What a meatball."
by Chris A. March 30, 2003
a girl who is very short, under 5 ft 1, thick, with a big ass and boobs to match. She is always a blast to be around and knows how to party! Made popular by Snooki and Deena.
"You see that short girl beatin' up that beat? She's a member of team meatball."
by CrPg December 05, 2011
The 'Meatball' is a sexual act that consists of a male sucking spaghetti out of a woman's vagina, with a meatball in either side of his mouth. To meatball, the woman must also have each testicle of the male in either side of her mouth.
"Well, we all know who James wants to meatball!"
by Gm6 March 20, 2014