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34.
Little crusty bits of toilet paper clinging to ones butt-hair.
Dave: "Dude, I just had to comb a shitload of meatballs out of my ass hair.
Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."
by anonymous-ish April 19, 2006
 
1.
fat narcissist, especially one prone to deception and theft
jordan over-ate, grew manboobs, went broke, then doctored bills to steal money from his own housemates... god, what a meatball!
by maker of minced meat May 08, 2008
 
2.
A girl who has large breast, a big butt, but is short as hell, mainly found in New Jersey
Ugh, that girl looks like a god damn meatball
by Mocoholi December 22, 2010
 
3.
Meatballs are tasty balls of minced beef or lamb

Hmmm I love these meatballs did you cook them, oooh they are the dogs bollocks
by legs akimbo April 03, 2007
 
4.
A short, fat, sloppy, obnoxious girl.
Snookie and Deena from Jersey Shore are such Meatballs.
by MEATBALLZ4LYFE February 23, 2011
 
5.
Noun: Usually applied to persons of evidencing a lack of common sense. Syn: Goof, Lackwit, Nimrod.
"Man, Mickey was trying to impress some girls, fell out of a tree and landed on his head... What a meatball."
by Chris A. March 30, 2003
 
6.
a girl who is very short, under 5 ft 1, thick, with a big ass and boobs to match. She is always a blast to be around and knows how to party! Made popular by Snooki and Deena.
"You see that short girl beatin' up that beat? She's a member of team meatball."
by CrPg December 05, 2011
 
7.
a term used during world war ii by the americans refering to the japanese. The large red circle on the flag vehicles and airplanes slightly rembles a meatball.
There's Meatballs in the air.
by Al_the_alky July 21, 2005