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34.
Little crusty bits of toilet paper clinging to ones butt-hair.
Dave: "Dude, I just had to comb a shitload of meatballs out of my ass hair.
Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."
by anonymous-ish April 19, 2006
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1.
fat narcissist, especially one prone to deception and theft
jordan over-ate, grew manboobs, went broke, then doctored bills to steal money from his own housemates... god, what a meatball!
by maker of minced meat May 08, 2008
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2.
A girl who has large breast, a big butt, but is short as hell, mainly found in New Jersey
Ugh, that girl looks like a god damn meatball
by Mocoholi December 22, 2010
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3.
Meatballs are tasty balls of minced beef or lamb

Hmmm I love these meatballs did you cook them, oooh they are the dogs bollocks
by legs akimbo April 03, 2007
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4.
A short, fat, sloppy, obnoxious girl.
Snookie and Deena from Jersey Shore are such Meatballs.
by MEATBALLZ4LYFE February 23, 2011
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5.
a girl who is very short, under 5 ft 1, thick, with a big ass and boobs to match. She is always a blast to be around and knows how to party! Made popular by Snooki and Deena.
"You see that short girl beatin' up that beat? She's a member of team meatball."
by CrPg December 05, 2011
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6.
Noun: Usually applied to persons of evidencing a lack of common sense. Syn: Goof, Lackwit, Nimrod.
"Man, Mickey was trying to impress some girls, fell out of a tree and landed on his head... What a meatball."
by Chris A. March 30, 2003
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7.
2 beautiful,and funny ass girls who just like to get wild and have fun, and surround themselves with idiots who use this website as their bible.
Ex 1.
"I love my meatball"
"I love you too meatball!"

Ex 2.
"Damn,I love the meatballs!"

Ex 3.
"Damnnnn I saw you two get wild last nighttt. Meatballllllin for sure."
by jajasuckitbitches November 13, 2011
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