For males only.
A friend of the preferred sex whom is of no sexual interest to you.

They are like meat-grinders because you find them super awesome, but you would never stick your dick into them.
Nah, she's just a meatgrinder.
by Jun Chon April 06, 2011
Top Definition
a blow job given by a girl with braces
damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.
by Teddy June 04, 2004
a vagina that's been used and mangled to an extreme.
"Chris' mom is a meat grinder"
by hah_ya_crazy_bastard December 17, 2005
1. Front battle lines of a conventional war.
2. A neighborhood with a high homicide rate.
Private Snuffy is heading back to the meat grinder with his unit.
by Blowfish July 22, 2005
When a guy holds his cock and cranks it like a handle and shits at the same time, making it look like an old fashioned meat grinder, as the shit falls to the ground
Paulie was standing in the locker room and pushed out a nice meat grinder for the boys.
by prtc October 17, 2006
Defines the unfortunate time that a man or a woman receives oral sex from one who possesses braces on their teeth.

From the perspective of one who has never actually received a meatgrinder, it looks quite painful. However some claim that a meatgrinder isn't that bad. In fact some meatgrinder fans claim that 'it's an experience.'
Billy - "Joe, did Trish really give you a blowjob?"
Bob - "With chompers like that, I'd say it was a meatgrinder."
Joe - "It was an experience."
by Sorido May 03, 2006
A woman or man with an abnormally large rear end, "booty," or buttocks that protrudes outwards in a grand fashion to permit the penetration of the corresponding meatcleaver.
"I am so jealous of that meatgrinder near the dumpster smoking a joint over there, wish I got a big booty like hers to get me some guys."
"Mmm honey you are lucky you got me to bounce on top of that meatcleaver because it's hard to come by a meatgrinder that can get up in that like me."
(A couple in heat) "Oh baby harder, my meatgrinder can take it!"
"When I was an old saggy woman, it was apparent that my meatgrinder was tired and overused due to its droopy, flat, and dull appearance. No one wanted to fuck me until I got the revolutionary Fat-Filler for meatgrinders from Playdough, thanks Playdough!"
"There I was, lamp in hand, shoving it up my rectum. The stanky ass bitch next to me couldn't believe I could fit it up there, but I said 'Hey I'm a meatgrinder, anythings possible!' and she stood there in shock."
by mdds1002 January 22, 2014
This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.
Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"

Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"

Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"

Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."
by OrthoDocs May 08, 2009
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