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meat gazerinternet
1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006
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A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.
What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.
by Meatgazer October 25, 2003
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Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.
I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.
by Gay Basher June 23, 2003
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One who stares at a man's package.
"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."
by Retro February 17, 2003
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Meat Gazercollege
A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.
Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.
by Dr. Hfuhruhurr April 22, 2008
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One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.
Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)
by Diggs the Mountie November 22, 2006
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N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.
Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.
by Dervienerslider November 03, 2009
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