Double Meat Wagon

The act of two men simultaneously performing fellatio on one another.

AKA- Two dudes 69-ing

Guy 1: "Wow, those guys at the party last night were really really gay."

Guy 2: "I know, right? They're all about the double meat wagon."

Guy 3: "Fer real...now let's smoke this blehnt."

Guys 1&2: "Respect."

by Krustables August 10, 2009

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 10, 2016

Meat Wagon

A gay orgy on a bus or an rv

Terry: Hey I signed up for that meat wagon on thursday
Bruce: Oh cool, I would've but I have plans for the gay club tonight.

by very accurate May 30, 2017

Meat Wagon

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.

Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...

by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022

Meat wagon

It means a fattie bootayyyyyyy - Abram and this was all made by me Nataly <3

She got a meat wagon and Andrew got a fat meat wagon head and on his neck.

by May 27, 2022

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 7, 2022

Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.

Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!

by Orkawhale March 7, 2018