A wonderful treat of nasty meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food.
Rules for Consuming a Spinner:
1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!"
4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go.
5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence

**National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter.
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are ...

A wonderful treat of nasty meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food.
Rules for Consuming a Spinner:
1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!"
4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go.
5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence

**National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter.
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are ...

A spinneer is someone who watches meatspin for at least 10 rotations. This basically refers to someone as being gay.

Meatspin is a shocksite, which displays a video of two men having sex in which the catchers penis is flying around in a spinning motion, hence the name spinner. Below the video is a counter of how many rotations the penis has made.

A shock site is a website intended to be offensive or shocking to most viewers, containing material many people would consider extremely distasteful. Usually sent to someone, when they are expecting something else

The art of spinning an artificial penis, while recieving it in the anal cavities.

The art of spinning ones weiner whilst aquiring bum sex.

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.

Meat Spinner Prevention Incorporated (MSPI) is a corporation of people, who do not meat spin others, and try to prevent meat spinning. They have support groups, and oporatives on-call to come help you with any meat spinning prevention emergencies.

Their motto is
"To spin another is quit a blunder,
cuz well kick you're butt, then punch you in the nuts"

To become a full fledged member of the MSPI you must only ask, and then go through testing to make sure you're not part of the NAAMS (National Assosiation for the Advancement of Meast Spinning)

They were founded recently by Thomas Fagan and Carter Bosch. They are dedicated to the eradication of all meat spinning. The official color of the MSPI is maroon.