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7.
A stupid person
This man is a meat popsicle.
by Rhentin May 19, 2004
 
1.
Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.
Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
by Cap'n S January 26, 2006
 
2.
A person that has been frozen then defrosted, Drawn from various science fiction sources it is based on the assumption that such a person would need to justify a potentialy very distant birth date.
Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”
by Dave Zed December 03, 2008
 
3.
1. (n): an object, well known to some, that contains ground up meat that gets put in a cooler and frozen to turn into a popsicle.
2. (line): Once said by the actor Bruce Willis in the movie "The Fifth Element" and to everyone sane is extremely hilarious.
Man1: Sir are you classified as human?
Bruce Willis: No, I am a meat popsicle...
by Alias wh0re February 06, 2003
 
4.
Slang term for the male genitalia.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of demons, transexuals, demonoid transexuals, the undead, horny zombies, vampires, polar bears, eskimoes, and any penis that enjoys a nice warm place to rest it's head and drop a load off.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of an anatomically correct snowman.
"My beers getting warm, wheres your meat popsicle, Mom?"
by Banditjefferie May 17, 2009
 
5.
A dead man's boner.
"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"
by Allabamevenon April 15, 2009
 
6.
A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.
Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.
by Wayne O. July 22, 2008