A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).
Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.
by The Beast Master July 01, 2003
Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.
Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.
by Joe December 01, 2003