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2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.
"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."
by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 09, 2005
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A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.
Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!
by antigazer July 23, 2008
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A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.
Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.
by mark snider January 25, 2005
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One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.
Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...
by evil moe April 26, 2006
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glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch
my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...
by caliash December 03, 2009
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1.Label for a man who publicly compares others penis size to potential sexual prowess.
2.Label for someone enlisting into the United States Armed Forces as a means of avoiding or shortening prison time.
Pvt. Cappliner is known as a meat-gazer.
by Tyrome Bling May 17, 2005
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The act of dropping your pants and showing another guy your dong and then calling him a meatgazer if he's a big enough dumbshit to look.
Aaron: We need some rocks
Doc (dropping pants): are these rocks big enough?
(Aaron turns and looks at Doc's cock)
Doc: Ha Ha you MeatGazer!!!
by Skinwhip March 17, 2005
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