a common deformity among females of the filthy whore variety, meat curtains refer to the extreme excess of outer vaginal skin. Often as a result of fucking anything that'll fuck you back, the outer labial get stretched to the point of no return causing the vagina to resemble an axe wound. Often these foul creatures who bear this particular self induced deformity like to decieve you into thinking that they are clean and nice by choosing cute little monikers like Valerie Hunter, Better than Botox, and female doppleganger.... This last moniker should be your clue that these are not real women but monsters that once were women and if they had as many cocks on the outside as they had on their inside, they would look like porcupines. So beware gentlemen, this is one hole that if you stick your penis in, you may never get it back.
I went down on this girl and I had to stop-I was choking on her meat curtains!
by MissMeDont You November 30, 2010
The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
by Snu November 07, 2003
Long beefy flaps of meat that hang down in some vaginas. Usualy the best for sucking! Keeps large amount of juice that smells very good. Women that have those are certainly blessed.
I put her panties to the side and those incredible meat curtains flops out, hanging down like drapes.
by zebedeux January 22, 2007
That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.
Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003