A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.
Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.
Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?
Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.
Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.
Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.
The unusually tall one?
Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.
What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?