| 1. | Butt Nugget | ||
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Excuse me chaps, I just need to go lay a BUTT NUGGET.
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| 2. | brocard | ||
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a bath of shit and cum. usually while wearing assless chaps. Jamie loves to take brocards with his parents.
Man, that brocard was quite refreshing. |
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| 3. | meatpants | ||
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A pair of well-fitting pants crafted from chopmeat. 1) "Holy Meatpants Batman!!!" (www.myspace.com/theultimatejessica and www.myspace.com/chrissy714)
2) "Ain't that a kick in the meatpants!" (as coined by Jessica Poll and Christine Raymond of NYC) |
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| 4. | Manania | ||
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Man Mania. All male orgy, typically themed and consisting of 5 or more men. Also used as an insult for a group of young straight males. (directed at a group of young males) Throw in some assless chaps and a few double sided dildos, and you've fallen into a frenzied manania.
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| 5. | William Shakespeare | ||
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A man from history that wrote plays pomes and other things that you can barly understand and half the words sound made up. The Tragedy of Macbeth
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by William Shakespeare ACT I SCENE I. A desert place. Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches First Witch When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun. First Witch Where the place? Second Witch Upon the heath. Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth. First Witch I come, Graymalkin! Second Witch Paddock calls. Third Witch Anon. ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. Exeunt SCENE II. A camp near Forres. Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant DUNCAN What bloody man is that? He can report, As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt The newest state. MALCOLM This is the sergeant Who like a good and hardy soldier fought 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend! Say to the king the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leave it. Sergeant Doubtful it stood; As two spent swimmers, that do cling together And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald-- Worthy to be a rebel, for to that The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him--from the western isles Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling, Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak: For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha... |
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| 6. | penache | ||
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A horizontal stripe of pubic hair left above the penis after the rest is shaved away. Recognised styles include: The Charlie Chaplin (aka "a Hitler") Handlebar Fu Manchu The above list is not exhaustive. For gentlemen struggling in the facial hair department this is really the only way of taking part in Movember without resorting to adhesives. Jeeves: Forgive the bold nature of my comment, but rumour has it that sir may have taken a razor to his gentleman's vegetables last night...
Wooster: He did indeed Jeeves, the chaps at the club thought it would be a splendid wheeze so I had a couple more sherries and then we went for it. I settled for the "Handlebar" after Standish pointed out that having my little chap called a little Chaplin might wear a bit thin after a while. Want to see? (Whips out the meat and two veg) Jeeves: I say sir! That truly is a penache with panache! Will sir require the wax later or is it naturally so stylish? |
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