Excuse me chaps, I just need to go lay a BUTT NUGGET.
a bath of shit and cum. usually while wearing assless chaps.
Jamie loves to take brocards with his parents.
Man, that brocard was quite refreshing.
A pair of well-fitting pants crafted from chopmeat.
1) "Holy Meatpants Batman!!!" (www.myspace.com/theultimatejessica and www.myspace.com/chrissy714)
2) "Ain't that a kick in the meatpants!" (as coined by Jessica Poll and Christine Raymond of NYC)
Man Mania. All male orgy, typically themed and consisting of 5 or more men. Also used as an insult for a group of young straight males.
(directed at a group of young males) Throw in some assless chaps and a few double sided dildos, and you've fallen into a frenzied manania.
A man from history that wrote plays pomes and other things that you can barly understand and half the words sound made up.
The Tragedy of Macbethmore...
by William Shakespeare
SCENE I. A desert place.
Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.
That will be ere the set of sun.
Where the place?
Upon the heath.
There to meet with Macbeth.
I come, Graymalkin!
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.
SCENE II. A camp near Forres.
Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant
What bloody man is that? He can report,
As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
The newest state.
This is the sergeant
Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
As thou didst leave it.
Doubtful it stood;
As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald--
Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villanies of nature
Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha...
A horizontal stripe of pubic hair left above the penis after the rest is shaved away. Recognised styles include:
The Charlie Chaplin (aka "a Hitler")
The above list is not exhaustive.
For gentlemen struggling in the facial hair department this is really the only way of taking part in Movember without resorting to adhesives.
Jeeves: Forgive the bold nature of my comment, but rumour has it that sir may have taken a razor to his gentleman's vegetables last night...
Wooster: He did indeed Jeeves, the chaps at the club thought it would be a splendid wheeze so I had a couple more sherries and then we went for it. I settled for the "Handlebar" after Standish pointed out that having my little chap called a little Chaplin might wear a bit thin after a while. Want to see? (Whips out the meat and two veg)
Jeeves: I say sir! That truly is a penache with panache! Will sir require the wax later or is it naturally so stylish?