meatcation 

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.

Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.

meatcation by Dec1001 August 10, 2016

Mercatores 

To merk somebody to an extent that merk isnt suitable enough to describe the event.

Vlad is running in the streets and Doug trips him over....
Doug: Mercatores.

Mercatores by DDEC November 30, 2010

Meercat 

An unexpected erection.

"I was driving to the store for some eggs and all of a sudden i got a meercat!"

Meercat by unpredictibubble November 8, 2011

office meercat 

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

office meercat by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008

meatcat 

a massive cunt

You are such a meatcat.

meatcat by JulezVerne September 20, 2012

Mercat

An animal whose sole evolutionary purpose is to express displeasure at a situation/person. "Mer" is both the Mercat's mating call and a signal it is about to attack.

"Mer," said Felix the feral Mercat, upon finding out his favorite stripper was out sick and was therefore unable to give him his customary Wednesday night lap-dance, "Mer mer mer."

Mercat by Council of Mer May 6, 2010

marcatrash 

a fucking faggot fucked up retard who thinks hes a pro surfer like kelly slater when all he is,is a boong bin fucker who goes boonging down tha street for old washing lines....

Nick: Hey Marcus
Marcatrash: OMG guys im like a fully pro surfer guy
Haz: righteo then...

marcatrash by boong123 March 9, 2009