The second generation
evolution of a Miyeon. Generally much more evil and impolite than a Miyeon, but not as bad a Peeyeon.
Meanyeons are highly volatile, and can be as explosive as caesium in
water. They are known to completely annihilate weaker beings if provoked. While Meanyeons mostly travel
alone due to their intense lack of social skills, you may come across a herd of them on occasion. This will likely occur in the DMZ between North and South Korea, where intensely modified creatures from the
Communist north roam free.
If you are unlucky enough to encounter such a herd, you have a
0.0074% chance of survival. It is likely that you will also find among the herd a creature known as a JHPA. The full, expanded acronym is an unutterable series of words. Comparable to "YHWH," the sacred
name of God. The pronunciation of this word has long been lost. If the full
name of JHPA is ever again to emerge from the mouth of a human being, the
world will plunge into a MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) nuclear war.
A noted and
well-documented method of avoiding Meanyeon attacks is to stroke the wrist of the creature itself. This deactivates the attack mechanism of the Meanyeon by causing it to hyperventilate and laugh hysterically, at which point it is advisable to strangle the little bugger.