The best way to avoid injury form a mcsplosion, wait precisly 5 seconds
b: *walks up to fire cracker* I am scareded it might mcsplode on me.
A: The hell does that mean?!?!?
B: Just wait for 5 seconds.
B: Told ya it would have a mcsplosion BIATCH
Mcsplosions are a leading cause of US emergency room admissions and have even contributed to the further destabilization of the San Anreas fault.