McSpittoon 

A soft drink cup from McDonald's used as a receptacle or cuspidor into which girls who do not swallow,spit cum.

When my date did not discard her cup after she finished her Coke,I had high hopes she was saving it as a McSpittoon.

McSpittoon by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

McSprite 

A term referring to the sprite one would acquire at a McDonald’s restaurant.
It is said that this sprite both tastes like television static and has the ability to alter one’s perspective on both life and the universe.

Dude 1: Hey man I brought us some McSprites! Have you ever noticed how much better it tastes compared to normal sprite?

Dude 2: Are you sure about that? Because last time I had a McSprite the sensations grew so strong I could barely grasp the universal ties which bind my soul to reality. It all started to crumble.

Dude 1: what…

McSprite by Mark Waffle July 3, 2022

micsplitta 

The ILLEST FUCKIN rapper to hit the STREETS of NEW YORK

MiCSpLiTtA is better then showstoppa

micsplitta by Anonymous November 1, 2003

McSplat 

This is when a girl touches a man's dick, and the man can not hold his load for more than 15 seconds, and spludges everywhere.

Damn guy you couldn't hold your load and mcsplatted all over her.

McSplat by Butch Hornswaggle October 5, 2009

McSpliff

1) to go to a Mcdonalds and purchase drugs (in most cases marijuana)

2) to go to mcdonalds for the purpose of buying a mcburger but blazing before so the food is much more enjoyable

3) to use mcdonalds washrooms to roll copious amounts of marijuana into small little spliffs

dude need weed nobodies round

get a McSpliff there always a guy munching out at mcdonalds

McSpliff by ANON-EH-MOUS February 16, 2010

McSpit 

A saying that McDonald's workers in the UK say when someone has rudely asked for food, mostly a Big Mac. One of the team members actually spits on the burger and hands it to the customer

Customer: Can I have a BigMac please?
Lisa: Certainly, it won't be long
Customer: Oi, moron. I ordered my BigMac a while ago and I'm still waiting for it, hurry the hell up will you.
Lisa: Certainly sir *goes to the kitchen* Joe, we need a McSpit
Joe: OK Lisa, one McSpit coming up *spits in burger*
Lisa: Here you go sir, enjoy
Customer: About damn time!

McSpit by foodfightsarefun February 28, 2012

mcspliffin 

Too Good at something; another word for mvp

You are soo mcspliffin when it comes to 2k!!

mcspliffin by Newworrdds December 29, 2017