Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

Steven Moffat by You'll never guess August 3, 2012

Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.

Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry

Moffat by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012

Moff 

Moff, (Usually spelt "Moph" in english) is a highly versatile word, meaning any sort of lazy action, or a less than exceptionally executed task.

To 'Moff' (Moph) is to sit around being a layabout, and not participating in creating the greater good for society.

To do something in a 'Moffy' (Mophy) manner is to take part in an action without being very committed or performing at the zenith of ones abilities.

If something or someone looks. 'Moffy' (Mophy) it/they generally look uninterested and tired, or in the case of the object being a thing, look to be large, clumsy and/or of a funky colour.

In essence, 'Moff' (Moph) can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a preposition, but should be used with caution, as the word will lose it's meaning after a while.

Example 1. 'Moff is used as a verb:
Anton: What are you guys doing here?
Titus: Nothing, we're just moffing. You?
Anton: Nothing, i might aswell join you.

Example 2: 'Moffy' is used as an adverb:

Felix: How are we three goals down?
Henrik: Our goalkeeper is playing in a moffy manner.

Felix: Oh, yeah. He can be a real Moff sometimes.

Moff by Smegway February 4, 2018

Moffat

A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.

Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.

Moffat by v-vesps January 19, 2013

Moffucked 

The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.

A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!

Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'

Moffucked by Admixt February 8, 2012

mctoffisial 

A tiktok squad. They have 23 members. they are so kind!

mctoffisial member is so kind

mctoffisial by kwqi May 23, 2021

dirty moffatt 

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

dirty moffatt by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008