A job. One that every fucker thinks is easy, try it see how soon you change your mind.
involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer.
Day to day tasks involve:
1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back)
2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them.
3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in.
4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about.
exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker
Tramp "my burger is cold"
Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin"
Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that"
Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger"
Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing)
Staff "hey can i help ya?"
Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand)
Staff " sorry what was that?"
Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit"
Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?"
--money exchanges hands---
Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!"
Staff "its been a mintue not long now"
Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk"
Staff "okay sure"
Manager "there you go sorry about that"
Drunk "taking piss outta me?"
-- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--
"haha that dude works for maccys what a loser!" - BMW Driver
"fuck you and your 16 thousand children, least i have a job and not living on benefits
" - Mcjob staff to Father complaing about his happy meals...all 16 thousand of them.
Any menial, low-paying, unskilled, dead-end job, including (but not limited to) those in the fast food industry, which requires zero creative or intellectual involvement, and whose sole motivation is a paycheck (i.e., no one works a McJob because they like it or care about the work). The employee may also be required to wear a silly and degrading uniform. Examples outside of the food service industry include Wal-Mart greeter and movie ticket clerk.
McJobs are usually filled by teenagers, bored retired people looking for something to do, retards, and struggling single parents in need of a second income.
Turnover is high, but because practically anyone has the skills necessary to perform a McJob, the company can just hire more interchangeable McEmployees off the streets.
The term's allusion to mass-produced fast food implies both the mechanical, unfulfilling nature of the work, and the disposable, interchangeable manner in which the company treats its employees.
We need to expand the skilled job market, not just create more McJobs.
The only thing I can get despite paying £11,000 for a university education.
"A graduate, eh? How 'bout you suck my uneducated cock for £4.50 an hour?"
To work at a godless multinational food corporation wearing some god awful almost sub human uniform shelling out below standard food to fat almost human creatures in an enviroment that has
A) terrible colour scheme
B) loud high pitch noises
C) a 20/30 something boss that got laid once...and it was his cousin
D) coming home covered in scars that are caused by flying grease, hot water, burns from stove or food
E) suicidal/homicidal tendencys and thoughts occur often during your shift
"this mcjob fuckin blows"
"there is this woman at my mcjob that makes me want to jump over the counter and fork fuck her in the eye"
. A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.
A low-skilled, low-paying job.
I got a McJob at McDonalds, so shut the McKuck up.
A menial, soul-crushing, minimum-wage job that many of us are stuck at with no other options, for the simple reason that we lack some piece of paper saying we're smart.
This doesn't stop spoilt fucks from calling us losers, however.
McJob? At least I've got a damn job you leeching shit. Enjoy your spitburger, fuckface.
A job that is a dead end position with no potential for advancement, usually a teen job.
"Oh, I need to leave this Mc Job"