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McGuyver Smoker 

is a very handy guy to have around especially when it comes to REEFER.
He can create a smoking device out of anything
Guy 1: Yo man we are out of papers.

mcguyver smoker: ok get me a toilet paper roll, a corckscrew, and some tin foil

Guy 1: we dont have a corkscrew

mcguyver: ok get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel

The McGuyver Theory 

Saying that since McGuyver can make anything out of nothing, McGuyver can fix any and all problems.
Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory
The McGuyver Theory by neanngis September 22, 2009

mcguyver 

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.
Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.
mcguyver by al May 5, 2004

mcguyverable 

Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.
Broken dishwasher? That's totally mcguyverable, I'll get the floss.
mcguyverable by ethan December 15, 2002

McGuyver 

Fabricating a useful device out of seemingly thin air and basic objects
I cannot believe you fixed the fax machine with a bent paper clip and a postage stamp, what are you McGuyver.

Exaggerated: Just because you can take a pocketknife, a toothpick and a lighter and make a John Deere tractor doesn't make you McGuyver
McGuyver by waaasabe March 22, 2007

mcguyver 

a Verb.... i think
1.To fix or create anything with something totaly outragoues and unrelated.

2. To virtualy have no job and have crazy dangerous adventures.
For example..... create a bomb out of fertilizer, a car seat and tape. Fix a car with a rubber band, soda bottle, and gum.

Guy 1: dude my car broke down on the highway.....
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy 1: I mcguyverd that bitch with shoe string and glue.
Guy 2: *tear* Mcguyver would be proud.... if he was real.....
mcguyver by Met Sympathizer February 15, 2006