Hopefully when someone finds this I will have made this girl my wife! She is truly one in a million and the prize at the beginning of my life! She will always be extremely beautiful and one of the best things to ever happen to me. She chose me I chose her and it couldn't be any more perfect
An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".
"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"