McGriddle 

|Verb| - To McGriddle is to order a breakfast sandwich such as McDonald's McGriddle and let it cool off while still in the wrapper. Then, after it has reached room temperate and you are feeling energetic, tuck the breakfast sandwich up under your nutsack and do 20 minutes of cardio to warm it back up and then give it to someone to else like you just bought them a free, hot sandwich. Naturally, they will be overjoyed and hastily gobble it down, while you feel a delightful sense of personal satisfaction in admiring your McGriddling handiwork.

Yeah bro, I McGriddled the shit out Dylan the other morning! That mother fucker smoked my last joint.

McGriddle by Jaunty Diggles July 25, 2019

McGrillen 

A magical breed of human, often distinguished by their irresistible charm and electrifying charisma. It has been rumoured that a McGrillen pisses rainbows and shits unicorns. It is widely predicted, according to the Mayan calendar, that McGrillens will rule the world by the year 2012, after all other breeds of human are destroyed.

Teacher: Class, can you tell me who the queen of england is?
Student: Queen Elizabeth II?
Teacher: Incorrect. It is, in fact, the McGrillen family.

McGrillen by mcgrillen May 7, 2011

Battle for Caution's McGriddle 

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.

Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*

Battle for Caution's McGriddle by Marguerite117 October 2, 2021

mcgriddle bob 

when you fu*k up. its wat you will be known as. also if you order the wrong thing at mcdonalds.

When did we ever get mcgriddle bob?

mcgriddle bob by Jose Dat Rican Ya Digg May 21, 2008

McGriddle 

A breakfast menu offer at McDonalds that is hated by many, and beloved by many more.

A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"

Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Tucker Max : "So you like them?"

Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."

McGriddle by Fratty St. Patty March 11, 2009

D-20 McGrizzles

A drinking game involving a d-20 die and a standard 6-sided die. Playing in a group of 4 or 5, one person challenges another player to a duel. They both role both of the dice. Whoever gets the higher role on the 6-sided die is the winner. The loser must then drink for the number of seconds the winner rolled on the d-20 die. If anyone hits 17, this is the "Grizzly Combo," and everyone must kill their beer automatically. A dorky game, but great none the less.

"Yo, let's play some fuckin' D-20 McGrizzles Bitch!"

D-20 McGrizzles by Johnny Vendetta July 30, 2006

Straight Kicks McGradles 

verb; To relax and kick back even hard that one who is straight kicks.

Dude, I just ate so much queso and pot. It's gonna be straight kicks McGradles tonight for me.

Straight Kicks McGradles by MLWoo June 2, 2008