McDickHead 

A guy who can't decide what he wants to eat at McDonald's and holds up the whole line. Then when he finally decides what he wants, he doesn't have enough money to pay for it and turns around and asks you for change. Then he changes his order and orders with extra pickles, no onions, extra salt, no sesame seeds, and a well cooked burger. Then he spills his order all over and demands a free one.

Man I was at McD's and there was this real McDickHead there holding up the line.

McDickHead by Queenofnthing September 5, 2011

McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.

- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!

McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

Mcdickhead 

Sorta like a super dickhead ... extreme dickhead too

Ayoooo you a mcdickhead!!!

Mcdickhead by Jillesa June 18, 2018

McDickwich

A term used to express that someone should or does munch/suck dick. When one man actually tried to create such a sandwich to be put on the McDonald's menu, it was, suprisingly, rejected

You see Jimmy over there? I heard he likes eating McDickwich.

McDickwich by rabidcrabs March 29, 2011

poopy-face Mcdickbag 

something so horrible there is no other way to define it.

what Hitler was really poopy-face Mcdickbag of him

poopy-face Mcdickbag by Jonathan Bojan November 28, 2013

mcdicked 

A girl who gets ran train on in the handicap stall of a mcdonalds

Damn tori got mcdicked hard last night at least 10 guys came out of that stall

mcdicked by Kotcguts August 3, 2017