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Hayley McComb

Hayley McComb is a penis.

micheal mccomber 

An amazing man who is kind and generous. Micheals make amazing lovers, and are very romantic. Many people admire Micheals and wish that they could be a Micheal, or were dating a Micheal. Micheals are generally very intelligent. Micheals tend to fall for girls hard and fast. Micheal will share a kind of love that can usually only be seen in fairytales. They may go through many trials but they will always love eachother no matter what happens. Micheals are amazing and everyone should know this. Any girl that has a Micheal fall in love with her should understand how lucky she really is.
Person 1 "You know that guy Micheal McComber"
Person 2 "ya, he's amazing"
Person 1 "I know, I wish he was my boyfriend or could be my husband"
Person 2 "Only someone very special could be the one that gets to be with such amazing, wonderful, sexy. kind man like Micheal McComber"
micheal mccomber by canada_mike October 16, 2008

Macomb County 

The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.
Joe: "Why does most country music sound like rap nowadays?"
Jimothy: "Because Macomb County"

Rusty McCumber

A sexual act that involves an unexpected 69. Where the man is unwillingly placed in a position that involves oral sex on the female vagina.
Bob: "Last night i got caught off guard when my gf was giving me head. She swung her body around my dick, and told me to hop to it"--
Bob's Friend--"Dude, you got a Rusty McCumber??!!"
Rusty McCumber by dirtyPan March 8, 2011
Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.
Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township
Macomb by artichokes123 November 3, 2009
The immense shit that will be taken after eating mcdonalds. It Has the Same effect as dropping a small bomb in a toilet.
Guy1: Dude here's the phonebook, call a plumber. I just layed a mcbomb in your toilet.

Guy2: WTF!
mcbomb by Mcdonaldsluver!!!!??! December 25, 2008