McCarvered 

the act of overanalyzing everything in the way that is so irrelevant that it doesn't even apply to what you are asking or talking about

An example of a McCarvered response would be if you asked what time it was, someone would tell you the details and pieces of his watch and how it worked. Elderly people tend to do this when telling a story with many irrelevant details.

McCarvered by Combsie November 12, 2010

Tim McCarvers 

The boobs of a woman, especially large boobs.

Did you guys see Mark’s girlfriend? Yeah she had some Tim McCarvers.

Tim McCarvers by Capt. Moushpeenie February 16, 2023

McCarter Vision 

A CCTV system used in a theatrical setting that sends a video and audio feed of the stage to the dressing room and counterweight fly system TVs.

Henry: how do I know when to pull the lever?

Steven: look at McCarter vision!

Steven: WRONG LEVAAAAaaa...

McCarter Vision by Shsav98 November 17, 2013

McCarter 

The last name of an enthralling human being, blessed with good looks and a superior personality. Anyone with such a name should be honored and hailed as a god among men.

All hail our almighty lord and savior McCarter.

McCarter by Gawhd March 7, 2017

McCarvel

One extremely badass name originating from Ireland. If you are to ever meet a McCarvel you should have respect and buy that man some whiskey.

Friend: "Man! You look bad!"
Cripple: "I screwed with a McCarvel…"
Friend: "Ah, I understand"

McCarvel by Mctyga July 29, 2015

McCarter Bird 

A large, human-like bird, usually bald, who lives in the northern Massachusetts area and squaks loudly while flapping his arms. Wears a funny hat and is obsessed with toilets.

"Did you hear that? What the hell was that?"
"Oh, just the McCarter Bird."

McCarter Bird by Scout March 24, 2005

McCarter 

When a dick gets stuck in a dick.

"Dude, Mike totally charged Markus and they got McCartered. John was too in pain from his PPVA to notice, but it was really pomosexual."

McCarter by Dick Inadick October 17, 2013