The kevin mccallister 

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

The kevin mccallister by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

McCallie School 

Place where one can find his inner heterosexuality with countless moments of homoerotic behavior. Home of Ted Turner, the Dell Guy, and Cleveland Latham.

Every book in the McCallie School Library has at least one page with a penis drawn on it.

McCallie School by Cliff February 3, 2004

Kevin McCallistered 

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

Kevin McCallistered by Josaurus February 10, 2019

McCallie School 

The coolest fuckin place on earth. The place to be if you got a penis. BURN IN HELL BAYLOR! YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHERS ASS!

1. " Dude McCallie just beat baylor's ass for the seventh year in a row!"
2. " Gettum McCallie!"

McCallie School by Dude Man October 16, 2004

McCallie School 

a place where cliff redish sucked balls

cliff sucked balls on the fifth floor

McCallie School by sarge October 6, 2004

Tits McCallister 

A man that has big man tits that is over weight.

Frank: Hey Tits McCallister
Billy: shut up its not my fault i have big man boobs its genetic

Tits McCallister by smart but dumb June 1, 2010

mccallister

A person who is strong, independent, atrative, person who kicks butt.

Darn I wish I was a McCallister

mccallister by Kelleiny September 12, 2015