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McBluffin' 

pretending that you don't want anything from McDonald's when, in reality, you do.

Often, someone who is McBluffin' will refuse to order anything from the drive thru, then subsequently ask for "a bite" of whatever it is you are eating, and steal all of your fries. McBluffers should be called out before ordering so they are forced to fess' up.
*car pulls up to the ordering window*

McDonald's Intercom: Hi, welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?

John (to intercom): Yep, Just one moment.

John (to Megan): Hey Megan, what do you want?

Megan: I'm actually not hungry, nothing for me thanks

John: Pshhht whatever Megan you better order something I know you're McBluffin'! Last time you "didn't want anything" you ate all my sausage McMuffin!!!

Megan: ...fine I'll have a Big Mac meal

John (to intercom): Yeah I'll have one Big Mac meal, a 6-pack of chicken nuggets....

Bluffer Mcbluffenton 

A characteristic of a poker player who is a cheeky bluffer, and everyone at the table can see through his little antics. This player is typically coined this term and is ridiculed throughout the entire game with no mercy.
The bluffer mcbluffenton couldn’t hide from the wraith of the profiteer, and was then forced by his superiors to be the big blind for the rest of the game.

mclafferty 

A giant chode that celebrates New Years Eve with Adam Brody while wearing a sandwich board and eating a small cheesecake.
5...4....3...2...1... Happy New Year you dumb mclafferty!
mclafferty by GiantButt January 12, 2008

Mathew mclafferty

A large fat piece of shit with glasses who exaggerates all it says it has no penis but talks like a mountain goat on ket and spends it's days hibernating looking for.ots next tick.
Your a proper mathew mclafferty you are.
Mathew mclafferty by Mickid1992 November 23, 2021

McBuffer 

A buffer of extra sandwiches and burgers for the drop area in the McDonalds kitchen, usually made just before the dinner rush.
Did you finish your McBuffer before dinner time?
McBuffer by Wordwizard203 December 20, 2010

Thumbus Mcdufferson

When you have one thumb in a girls butt, and with the other hand you are eating chicken mcnuggets dipping them hot mustard.
Tom thumbus mcduffersoned her!