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McCrapper 

A restroom facility at a McDonald's restaurant. Travelers who need to pee (or crap) frequently do so at McDonald's and enter the restaurant solely for this purpose, without buying any food.
Thank God there's a McDonald's at the next exit. I really have to use the McCrapper!
McCrapper by m0101 November 18, 2013
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McCrapples

The by-product of the near uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.
Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother: what's wrong? are you going to pee in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!

example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!
McCrapples by rpoo June 20, 2010

McCrapcake 

a new breakfast sandwich from McDonalds that has 2 warm biscuits, kimchi, and 2 tablespoons of Alex's shit.

Starting at only $2.99!
Yo! The McCrapcake smelled like Alex's shit!

The McCrapcake may soon be on the dollar menu!

mccrappy 

An adjective used to describe something that is below par, or sucks.
This English assignment is mccrappy!
mccrappy by morrison117 September 21, 2010
One who has to poop after dinning at McDonalds
Have you tried that new McWrap @ McDonalds?, no!, but I did have to take a McCrap after those two Big Macs I had yesterday
McCrap by Bob Osso May 1, 2013
-the McDonalds pay for imployeys under the age of 35 or the pay for allmost eny partime job.
-Dude i need a new job im making McCrap working at McDonalds.
McCrap by Pilif May 11, 2006