Long live McMahon. wait a minute, he transcendent! McMahon never dies! He's God!
A lard body coworker that everyone hates. He thinks he the most physically fit person in his office. He chews his food extra loud, speaks so fast you cant make out what he's saying, and when you ask him for a blanket he offers you cookies and peanut butter. If you find a dirty bowl on your desk, its his. He has a dirty nappy afro that gets stuck in his teeth. Most of the words he uses start with "Mc" such as: "Lets get McDrunk. I'm McMahon, I'm McAwesome." His career aspirations are to one day work at McDonalds. He also smells of warm mayonnaise.
Also known as McNugget or McChicken.
"God I hate that new guy, he's such a McMahon..."
"That McMahon makes me want to punch babies."