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Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
by JHammy June 19, 2011
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