look up any word, like donkey punch:
 
7.
secretly, it means cum, shhhh!
mayonaise
by blondiesforeva3 May 28, 2011
 
1.
What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.
I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
by bohdave April 28, 2005
 
2.
Slang for semen or ejaculate
She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise
by creamy j March 20, 2007
 
3.
should be eaten with every meal
mayonaise is my second favourite white sauce.
by wins April 13, 2011
 
4.
What is inside in the head of a complete moron.
Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!
by jaelee11 February 08, 2008
 
5.
one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins
Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise
by smashingpumpkinsrule November 09, 2012
 
6.
the white part on white wall tires. and mustard is the yellow stripe on vogue tires
man he got dat mayonaise on da lac
by dj June 27, 2005