Urban Dictionary: maynard g. krebs beard

1.	Jailhouse Pussy
	The orifice between a mustache and a goatee. Check out that Vicar McSwain; he's one prime piece of jailhouse pussy. buy jailhouse pussy mugs & shirts mouth maynard g. krebs beard hip fuckwits dickhole van dyke furry fuckface by Ernest Peabody Jul 26, 2006 add a video
2.	amish goatee
	An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche? buy amish goatee mugs & shirts van dyke soul patch amish beard chin fuzz clean shaven by willh_in_fl Jul 30, 2009 add a video